Everything has its place.

Do you have a favorite bath towel? Because I do, and I make sure to let my other towels know that. Modes of expression vary and often include the dictation of sonnets, preforming African boot dances, and/or quivering shamelessly until I'm dry. Even though I do use other towels from time to time, it's just to remind me of what I'm missing when I'm not with you, Favorite Towel. I try not to think about life without my favorite towel because I have heart palpitations and I'm running out of pills. Recently I've considered purchasing a bath robe but I'm afraid that things between us might become casual semi-serious.