Sea Cow vs. Thunder Horse II

Thunder Horse: If we built an igloo out of bologna slices, do you think we could sublet it to a n ambitious Oscar Meyer intern?

Sea Cow: No, but maybe we could find a Claussen representative.

Thunder Horse: Hey what's that on your finger?

Sea Cow: Oh, it's a baby squirrel toy I had glued on there. I got it on old fashioned under water day.

Here's a fun thing to do:

1. Go to a McDonald's drive through.
2. Ask if they serve "squirrel cones".
3. They will think you said swirl cones and say, "yes we do".
4. Order "two large squirrel cones, please." That will come to 2.14$
5. God bless America, where you can order two portions of squirrel for about 2 stupid dollars.