Classiness is:

-wearing your pajamas to dinner
-pooping with your bathroom door open
-turning a dust pan into a fancy hat
-going down on Herb Salzman at the Vancouver juggling expo.
-break dancing in a pool of your own blood
-winning a meatloaf shaped like Abe Lincoln in a "cake walk"
-sandy bubblegum
-using poodles instead of tampons
-any excuse to skip a shower
-hand washing your urine stains
-a Lard Puppy Moon Bounce Yachting Club membership
-a pocket full of cake
-a front page cameo in Slammer Magazine
http://www.slammernews.com/back_issues/Phoenix.SlammerVol1Issue21/index.html
-listening to an Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album in July in a blow up pool, drinking bud lite, topless, with your fence blown down
-a vagina that doesn't need tending too

HOW CLASSY ARE YOU?