Here's a fun thing to do:

1. Go to a McDonald's drive through.
2. Ask if they serve "squirrel cones".
3. They will think you said swirl cones and say, "yes we do".
4. Order "two large squirrel cones, please." That will come to 2.14$
5. God bless America, where you can order two portions of squirrel for about 2 stupid dollars.