Showing posts with label Sea Cow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sea Cow. Show all posts

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sea Cow vs. Thunder Horse II

Thunder Horse: If we built an igloo out of bologna slices, do you think we could sublet it to a n ambitious Oscar Meyer intern?

Sea Cow: No, but maybe we could find a Claussen representative.

Thunder Horse: Hey what's that on your finger?

Sea Cow: Oh, it's a baby squirrel toy I had glued on there. I got it on old fashioned under water day.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Sea Cow vs. Thunder Horse

Sea Cow: "Your theighs need powdering".

Thunder Horse: "Your udders have barnicles".

Sea Cow: "You mistake dog turds for dinner rolls".

Thunder Horse: "Your scrotum smells like a rusty bucket".