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From time to time I'm struck with the urge to publish outlandish Craigslist posts, half hoping for equally ridiculous responses but more so just to give whomever might read them a hearty chuckle. To my dismay amongst all the poorly written, garbage ridden smut that's considered within the bounds of the elusive "Craigslist approved", my posts are singled out and removed. Very well, Craigslist advisory board...if you won't post them...I will.