Here are 7 trophy-winning tips on realistic things you can do starting TODAY to up your greenability, as sent to us by Thurmond Ridgequiver, octogenarian and founder of the "Rusty Weasel Tabernacle and Smog Advisory Board" in Scamp City, Oregon.
1. Sleep upside down or on your head tonight. This will not encourage any funny ideas in the minds of bats or bees.
2. Draw a sad cat. Sad cats encourage happier dreams effortlessly! Sad cats on bridges have been winning the affections of harmonica salesmen, and rum enthusiasts for years.
3. Put six dollars in a glass jar and see if anyone notices.
4. Get something dedicated to you like a book or a statue. Eventually.
5. Organize a scissor-kick dance competition. Shiny shoes get noticed.
6. Stay dressy and well hydrated. Sugary popsicles trick kids and the elderly into consuming extra fluids.
7. Make it a, “Milkbush-Wong Pleasure Cruise” in 2012!
2. Draw a sad cat. Sad cats encourage happier dreams effortlessly! Sad cats on bridges have been winning the affections of harmonica salesmen, and rum enthusiasts for years.
3. Put six dollars in a glass jar and see if anyone notices.
4. Get something dedicated to you like a book or a statue. Eventually.
5. Organize a scissor-kick dance competition. Shiny shoes get noticed.
6. Stay dressy and well hydrated. Sugary popsicles trick kids and the elderly into consuming extra fluids.
7. Make it a, “Milkbush-Wong Pleasure Cruise” in 2012!
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