Just saying...

I hate when unimpressive new stars scam iconic looks from old, worn out Hollywood bags in hopes of striking box office gold. I also hate when fashionable people look like tired trash. It just so happens I've found an example of this confounding fuckery in it's finest. Those familiar with bossy Prada wearing cunts and roller-skate wearing, orange pedaling male prostitutes can surely relate.


Need I say more?

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Calling all carniverous sorts. If you've never tried making your own beer can chicken, you should be shot and roasted with a beer can up your ass. It is one of the easiest, and most delicious meals I've learned how to concoct. Even my incredible vegetarian friend, Melinda will confirm this. One night, after a huge feast of BCC, (beer can chicken) my dear friend Melinda asked if she could have my carcass. Well the chicken's carcass, rather. When I asked what a vegetarian like herself would need a chicken carcass for, she rattled off a list of practical uses like making a stock (she cheats), making meat shakes for her dog, fashioning a whimsical hat etc. I agreed to give her the carcass and she volunteered to pick it up the next day. A few days and text messages later the carcass was still sitting happily in my freezer, which prompted me to post the following on Craigslist. The post was promptly and unceremoniously "Flagged for removal". I suppose I'm lucky I didn't have the Phoenix police department banging down my door demanding to know where the remains were.

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From time to time I'm struck with the urge to publish outlandish Craigslist posts, half hoping for equally ridiculous responses but more so just to give whomever might read them a hearty chuckle. To my dismay amongst all the poorly written, garbage ridden smut that's considered within the bounds of the elusive "Craigslist approved", my posts are singled out and removed. Very well, Craigslist advisory board...if you won't post them...I will.