How to eat your own head:

1. Start with your lips. They are close to your teeth which makes them a good place begin.
2. Move on to your forehead. It has crunchy bits that may take up to an hour to digest.
3. Try not to swallow any hair or lashes unless you like things that taste strange and give you eggy farts.
4. Open a canister of nuts. (This should be obvious).
5. Once you eat your teeth, you should be full.
6. If you are still hungry try a babies head or the head of a giant squid.

YOU JUST ATE YOUR FIRST HEAD.
Now its time to talk about how you feel.