Ricky Pony is a fictional character living amongst the sex starved and perverse who inhabit the seedy world of Craigslist online sex encounters. He really knows how to get a guys attention...
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RickyPony: Its not that I dont want to meet you, I DO! I just have a thing for sweatpants, is that okay? I like them pretty tight, unless you dont. Either way. I live right by a cave and im pretty big now that i take these AWESOME duck pills. i can show them to you on cave creek road between 7:30-8:30 am. i always wear the RED SWEATPANTS so you will be able to spot me. (my hair will be brushed). what do you think?
Ticklish: Nice. Stats?
RickyPony: just turned 21. blonde hair (i tuck it behind my ears). my nose fits my face nice (they say). i dont like walking and mostly run or jog everywhere I go so ive got those legs of mine, and not too much chest hair (i make sure of that!)im 5'9" and i just got out of my hot tub. i was SO drunk earlier, but then i ate some clams. that cooled me right off…
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Mandump: Like to show off my ham edge, get flarbed on. 18-40 if you like talking back thats cool too. I want to hang out by the pool ...drink beer and piss around hehe…
RickyPony: When you said that thing about the ham edge, I thought wow. Thats what im looking for! Im shy but i work out 5 times a day and weigh 195. it works for me. I like the word flarb...it makes me feel all kinds of, "lets get into the pool and drink some beer". ive never let someone piss on me before, but ive done things with 4 different kinds of jams so we can probably try it. i don’t mind a little spitting. I like pale guys or guys with long backs.
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Morningwalk: Taking my morning walk up Camelback Road. Love to take a respite while stooped to clean up after a young rooster.
RickyPony: I love sprite in the morning too (your typo was funny and caught my eye!) but that’s invaluable. I am 20 and love campbells soup. I usually have some in my RED SWEATPANTS. i have blonde hair (i tuck it behind my ears) my nose fits my face (confirmed many times over) and sleep in a twin bed. you seem nice and like you might even buy me breakfast. so buy me some breakfast. i can afford it but its nice to know someone wants to buy some for you. im not sure about all of this, but im not NOT sure of it either! I was with one other older guy once (avian librarian) and it was really nice. We motor-mouthed each other’s scab spots.
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the zit casserole was devine!
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