Quick post, slow pants.

A quick post today to make you aware of the "Slowest Pants in Town". These were spotted on the hips, thighs, and ankles of one of Phoenix's' finest. She was spotted on the number 29 bus shortly after 1pm. I challenge you, citizens of greater Phoenix to top my candid bus photos, if you dare. I dub today's glamour shot, Turtle Pants.