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Officials with the World Health Organization have uncovered a direct link between the now deadly "swine flu" which has killed over 75 persons in Mexico City, and failed American actress Lara Flynn Boyle. Field agents were able to detain Flynn Boyle and uncovered a festering tenderloin she had reportedly stored in her purse since 1994. When CNN attempted to contact Lara for comment she explained the allegations were "hog-wash".